Diary entry by Wynniekins Cutthroat, level 85 Burglar, Gilrain
Dear Diary,
Wow, it has indeed been a while, hasn't it, dearest Diary? A lot has happened, lots of food has found its way into my tummy, and Ithil has fallen in love with a mountain. Not any mountain...the Lonely Mountain. Something about an old smelly dwarf who used to live there or some other insane stuffs, but more later. After all, this is my diary, so I'll first tell you about me.
Well, where to begin? I've had a most fabulous winter. The Yule Festival was simply divine and I ate so much food they had to roll me out of the theatre on one occasion. I build more snowmen than I thought any hobbit ever could, spread cheer amongst snowbeasts, killed off grims and woodtrolls and generally had a blast. Obviously Ithil had an even better time, or so she will tell you if you ask her...and indeed if you don't. Yes, she got not only a new horsie...I did too...but also some stuff for her war-steed. Oh, I'm so very jealous, Mistress Fail Mini.
However, after getting my newest outfit...I don't look cute in it, by the way, so don't even think that!...I left for Galtrev. Can't have the people there forget their favourite hobbit. However, I had the sneaking suspicion that I left something in Frostbluff. Oh well, can't be all that important as I can't think what it could possibly be...
After all the partying and a very much needed break from adventuring, G dragged me off again. And we did it, Diary, we hit the magic number 85! Though I still don't know what the heck that means. But for some reason people in Snowbourn thought it was worth giving me cake, so it can't be all that bad.
Also, I get the feeling that Gilerian...you remember her, Diary, the pet-obsessed lore-mistress...anyway, she seems to have rules of her own that only apply to her and no one else.
She uses her horse in instances (this shall be known as Evidence Number 1 from now on).
I will look out for more hard evidence as time goes on, but let me just say she can apparently throw fireballs at enemies that are behind her! G has seen it!
Other than all of this, there is not much happening right now. A festival is going on again in Bree, with fireworks and lovely food and lots of envelopes flying around all over the place. Clearly the townsfolk don't know about the Shire Quick Post...maybe they should invest in some postal service as well. Just saying...
Oh yes, and then there's the matter of Ithil and her beloved mountain... But I shan't comment on it, just see for yourself.
Ithil was crying over some dwarf called 'Thorin', doesn't she know he lives in Thorin's Gate (or at least I think he does, it's named after him after all).
Right, lunch is being served at the Prancing Pony right now, and I don't want to let Barliman wait for me. That would be simply impolite. Enjoy your festival, Diary!
Wynniekins Cutthroat, signing off.
3 comments:
Good to have you back!
"Evidence nr. 1", what is that? Is there going to be a case? :O
Highly entertaining as always. :D
Hey! Welcome back. Tsk... such secrets, I'm wondering how that LM sneaked a horse past the instance guard??
Indeed, the Hobbit Post is far superior than the Bree Post, which is apparently just to throw your envelopes to the wind and let them go where they may.
I absolutely love hearing the tales of your family's adventures and thank you for sharing dear diary. Pst . . . does Wynniekins know? This is making me feel like sharing myself more but then I'm such a slow adventurer that I'm not sure there would be much excitement there. Looking forward to more! toodaloo!
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